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410
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,983
We've only had sex with each other.
411
00:19:47,027 --> 00:19:49,062
We've only had sex with each other.
412
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,401
They've only had sex with each other.
413
00:19:54,355 --> 00:19:56,341
Ooh, okay, in, in we go, in we go.
414
00:19:57,637 --> 00:20:00,242
Okay, Empire State Building
fun fact number 81:
415
00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:03,733
There are 1,860 steps from this...
Whoa, whoa! Come on!
416
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,972
So, now you guys can finally say you've
been to the Empire State Building.
417
00:20:12,037 --> 00:20:14,402
How have you lived here so long
and never been to the top?
418
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:17,751
Well, we're usually busy... drinking.
419
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,521
Speaking of first times,
we never got to hear
420
00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:24,760
- your virginity story.
- That's right, I almost forgot.
421
00:20:25,226 --> 00:20:29,380
Okay. I was 16,
and it was in a baseball dugout...
422
00:20:29,418 --> 00:20:30,533
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
423
00:20:30,535 --> 00:20:32,571
I mean, I was in a subway
with a high-priced call girl...
424
00:20:32,575 --> 00:20:33,362
Risky Business.
425
00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:35,581
I was accidentally hacking
into NORAD'S computer...
426
00:20:35,587 --> 00:20:37,812
That's War Games, and there's not even
a sex scene in it.
427
00:20:37,816 --> 00:20:39,160
All right!
428
00:20:40,357 --> 00:20:44,563
I was 23, and it was with my mom's
45-year-old divorced friend, Rhonda.
429
00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:47,002
She called me "Barry" the whole time,
and for two weeks,
430
00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:50,212
my comforter smelled like menthol
cigarettes. You happy?
431
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:57,941
Hey...
432
00:20:59,205 --> 00:21:02,900
Why don't you tell us again about your
first time at the camp in the Catskills.
433
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:07,040
Baby and her family spent
every summer at Kellerman's.
434
00:21:07,045 --> 00:21:09,112
Her dad did not approve of our love.
435
00:21:09,306 --> 00:21:12,523
- Did anyone put Baby in a corner?
- Oh, God, no.
436
00:21:13,415 --> 00:21:15,321
What can I say, I...
437
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,251
had... the time of my life.
438
00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:20,201
True story. |
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